Young cat! If you keepI'd also like to pay tribute to Marianne McA who, over at Dear Author, posted this variation on Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham:
Your eyes open enough,
Oh, the stuff you will learn!
The most wonderful stuff!
Would you, could you, kiss with zeal?Of course, Sam-I-am's reply to that, borrowed from Seuss's One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, might well be
Could you, would you, with a SEAL?
If he cries ‘Eternal mate!’,
Would you, could you, copulate?
I would not, could not kiss with zeal,
I could not, would not with a SEAL,
Could not believe I’d met my fate,
Would never, ever copulate,
I do not like all this Wham!Bam!
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
If you never did,Cat from icanhascheezburger.com.
These things are fun
and fun is good.